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It's just at the audition stage, so wish me luck?
For right now, a Deviant Dead Questionaire!
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1. All right, you winner, what's your name? Give us some basic information about yourself; age, height, profession (if any), apparel, etc.
E: I'm Erick. I'm 17 years old, about 5'2", I'm a student at the local highschool, and my apparel reflects the feelings I have about life.
J: *coughemocough* I'm Jack. I'm 17 too, I'm 5'9" taller than my pops, I go to the same high school as emo-I mean Erick. I like wearing my team colours.
2. Describe your life, pre-apocalypse.
E: Repetitive, mundane, uninteresting.
J: Oh you forgot annoying and dark, what with all that time spent in lockers. I used to play football and go to the movies with my friends... date...
3. In fact, how would you describe yourself?
J: Hot
E: Reserved
J: strong
E: smart
J: That's just an excuse for being weak.
E: I'm a pascifist.
J: riight.
4. Did you have any hobbies before the zombie break-out?
E: I liked writing poetry.
J: I liked listening to his poetry.
E: really?
J: Yeah! Helped me rest up in English before big games!
E: ...
5. Any friends?
J: man I knew like half the school.
E: They said
friends not
phonies.
J: Whatever, no one even talked to you.
E: you talked to me.
J: yeah, when I needed your money.
6. Do you have any weapons currently, to fight the zombie menace? If so, how did you acquire them? Why did you choose them?
J: See these? *lifts fists* they're all I need.
E: pft. Against zombies?
J: Oh, yeah? well what do you have?
E: A hunting knife given to me by my late grandfather.
J: What? How? School doesn't let you have that! And I though you were a pacifier.
E:
Pacifist. And I don't use it. I sewed it into my bag for luck.
J: *snort* yeah, what luck you have.
7. What is your best memory, pre-apocalypse?
E: I have no good memories.
J: mine would have to be getting the winning touchdown in the game against the rival school.
E: of course, that was last month, if you tried remembering any farther back it would require more brainpower.
J: *punches Erick's shoulder*
E: Ow!
J: Oh sorry, I thought you said "I'm annoying, please punch me."
8. Your worst?
J: Falling off my bike when I was 8.
E: Being born.
J: You can remember that far back?
E: ...
9. DO YOU LIKE TO DANCE?!
E: WHY YES I DO!
J: Really?!
E: No Jack, that was sarcasm.
J: I still can't get the image of you actually expressing some form of free glee out of my head though.
10. Do you play any instruments?
E: yeah, guitar.
J: I played the recorder in elementary.
E: Everyone played that, I don't think it counts.
J: Yeah... well... the guitar is... cliche!
11. What's your fighting style?
E: I've never fought anyone before...
J: I believe that. I go for an "in your face" style.
E: Dragging your knuckles isn't a style.
J: Don't make me demonstrate on your face.
12. Do you like horror films? If so, what are your favorites?
J: I like a good slasher flick like Halloween or Friday the 13th.
E: I enjoy the classics like Evil dead and George A. Romero's older stuff.
13. Are you a people-person?
E: uhhh not so much...
J: Surprise, surprise. I, on the other hand, ran for school president.
E: But lost.
14. What do you think of pink zombies?
J: Like... girl zombies? Or undead flamingoes?
E: I think they mean physically pink.
J: Or maybe they're gay zombies?
E: What? No. Ugh, whatever.
15. Do you own any pets? Do you like pets, even?
E: I sometimes feed a cat in the alley behind my house.
J: I have a few angel fish.
E: Safe to say we enjoy the company of fuzzy companions.
J: But I have fish. They aren't fuzzy at all.
16. Do you have any bad habits (or weaknesses, in general)?
E: I'll admit it, I'm not strong.
J: Pfffft. Don't worry, no one thinks otherwise.
E: Well we know what's wrong with you.
J: shyeah right. There's nothing wrong with me.
E: What modesty.
J: thanks dude.
E: ...
17. Look, other survivors! Who do you pair with? Why?
E and J: *wave*
E: Probably someone else who's big and annoying. It just seems to be my luck.
J: Anyone's better than you.
18. What makes you think you can survive a zombie-apocalypse?
J: *flexes* Just a feeling...
E: uh huhhhh. I imagine it's our youth and will to live that encourage us to survive.
J: Sure that, but you can't deny *flexes again* this helps.
19. Any goals, outside of surviving?
E: Why, to build character, challenge ourselves, and develop our teamwork skills.
J: I dunno, I kinda wanna meet the mayor or DJ Voice. Think they're still alive?
20. How far would you be willing to go to survive? Could you kill another person, zombie or not?
J: M-maybe.
E: I imagine if we had no other choice we could perform such an act.
J: We can leave that up to you then.
E: I'm not afraid.
21. How about that Sef.
E: I don't know who that is.
J: But with a name like Sef, they gotta be cool!
E: You figure that from just a name?
22. Which of these is most important to you: loyalty, survival, or honor?
E: Well I figure survival.
J: Well I think loyalty.
E: Okay, why loyalty?
J: If you aren't loyal to me, you won't survive.
E: I saw what you did there...
23. Who IS DJVoice?
E: Some mainstream spewing radio jockey, I'm assuming.
J: I've heard that DJ Voice is his actual name.
24. Why do YOU believe this zombie-apocalypse happened?
E: Maybe it was some science experiment gone wrong.
J: Maybe it's that horrible thing they were talking about for 2012?
E: But it's 2009.
J: Maybe it came early?
25. Do you like carrots? GREAT CARROTS?!
J: Hey Erick, you eat rabbit food right?
E: Well carrots are good for the eyes.
J: Your mom's good for the eyes.
E: *sighs* The rest of my life may very well be spent with you?